to those of you who work in sandwich shops -- and you know who you are -- you must remember your purpose in this life is to make a sandwich that i will then eat. if you put some things on it with your left hand and some with your right in order to save yourself a couple seconds which you can spend beating your head on a wall in the back, you have made two halves of one sandwich, neither half being what i ordered. that is all.
also, if you were to ask me, "Brian, how do you take your coffee?" my response is going to be, "in a cup." i take my coffee in a cup. i like or enjoy my coffee black. that is all.
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